𝔗𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔡 𝔇𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔄𝔷𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔥,
With the dark of winter fast approaching and the Legion bearing down on us, an escape from the horror is especially vital to keep up the morale of
you pathetic mortals. For one time only, the Scourge generously opens the doors of the Icecrown Citadel and extends an invitation to our southern neighbors to spend Winter’s Veil and New Years in a real winter wonderland.
The damages sustained the last time you… ah, visited us have been fixed, we cleaned up all the messes you left, and Kel’Thuzad has been hard at work transforming the Citadel into something a little more festive. We have an assortment of games and activities planned to stimulate you murder-happy cretins, as well as prizes that will undoubtedly aid in your demon-slaying ventures.
We offer this as a show of our genuine desire to work alongside you all to repel our fiery invaders, and hope you see it as the gesture of goodwill and camaraderie it is. We promise on the shreds of honor we no longer possess that attendants shall remain whole and hale, and return safely to whence you came at the end of the celebrations. (Unless you wish to stay, of course. We’re always recruiting.) However, unless you bring the invitation enclosed and RSVP with us beforehand, we’ll be forced to treat your unexpected arrival similar to any other invasion and respond appropriately.
We do request that all weapons be left at your various homes, halls, and hideouts in order to avoid causing some sort of tragic incident that may threaten the air of civility and entertainment for the other guests. Should weapons be required for any of our planned events, they will be graciously provided to you, free of charge or soul-theft. We promise.
Allegations of our supposed “ulterior motives” should be disregarded. Trust us: If we wanted to kill you all, there are easier ways to go about it.
And Kel’Thuzad would kill us for ruining the holidays.
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