emilygayvis:

i luv the fact that Pharah is canonically super tall so i can bring out all my fav tall headcanons based on personal experience

like that since half the cast is short/average height they’re all at boob level and have to look way up at her when she talks so she doesn’t think they’re staring at her chest

and everything at the OW headquarters is made for short/average people (bc they had to accommodate for the shortest among them, like Torbjorn), so when she sits in the chairs her limbs are all scrunched and her knees come up to her chest bc the chair is so close to the ground

people are always telling her she should’ve been a basketball player so when she sees the basketball at headquarters she picks it up and just flings it out of annoyance. it goes right in the basket. now everyone at Overwatch thinks she should play basketball too and she wants to die

the first mech suit she was given as a rookie was standard-issue for female pilots, and when she couldnt fit in it everybody make a big deal and was like For Fuck’s Sake Fareeha and she was like Fuck You Guys I Cant Exactly Go To A Tailor With This

she’s built up an immunity to hitting her head on things so the first time she took off and smacked her head on the ceiling everyone was like “holy shit are you okay??” and she was just. yeah im fine it happens all the time

she owns a t-shirt that says “the weather is exactly the same up here” and wears it whenever she’s hanging around with one of the shorter members of Overwatch (Reinhardt thinks it’s the funniest thing ever and the next time she sees him he has one too)

Ana making her bend down when she’s being scolded so it feels more effective. everyone else is trying not to laugh and she’s shooting them all death glares

she would rather literally fly herself across the world to her next destination in her Raptora suit than cram herself into an airplane with those god awful seats with no leg room and a ceiling so low she cant stand up all the way (Tracer: “Oy, what does Fareeha never wanna fly with us?” Torbjorn, D.Va, Lucio: *all shrug*)