For those fake 20s assholes leave as tips that actually are just Evangelical bullshit.

You know, these fucking things.

People who claim to worship a god who said ‘give all your wealth to the poor’ will tip waiters with this instead of giving them real money and the servers aren’t allowed to punch them, for some reason.

Anyway, the use is not a bonfire. 

Trump Campaign is apparently sending out self-addressed pre-paid envelopes to collect donations. 

It’s almost like they -want- me to shove dozens of these fake twenties telling people to repent of their sins into an envelope  and mail them to a narcissistic cartoon supervillain’s political campaign.

Holy shit, I love you.