nefariousasexualschemeoftheday:
Nefarious Asexual Scheme of the Day:
1. Corner the burgeoning vore market
2. Destroy all vore through clogged arteries and hypertension
3. Eliminate all kinks one by one
4. Move on to extinguishing foreplay
5. Reduce sex to a joyless mechanical conception process, because why should anyone be happy when we aren’t?