Vanilla: was better
The Burning Crusade: [FEL REAVER NOISE]
Wrath of the Lich King: Local man sits on ice for several years, never learns how to chill
Cataclysm: How To Ruin Everyone’s Favorite Characters 101
Mists of Pandaria: Not Kung Fu Panda oh my god just shut up I swear to christ I have to hear that dumb joke one more time I’ll fucking shove a cactus up your
Legion: Mountain Dew: Asgard Edition
I like how there’s no summary of Warlords because nothing technically happened.