Blizzard. Okay Blizzard. I want ONE bullshit feral ability and it’s that I can sit on a table/counter/etc. and knock over whatever is on t op of it.

Oh, that counter has a mug on it? Hop up and swat it off. There’s a vase on the table? Stare at whoever is there as I push it over the edge.

And if it’s an inn or cafe, I want some NPC to yell at me to stop… then throw their hands in the air with an “AUGH” when I do it anyway.

That is what I want Blizzard. That’s all I really want