Winston: Everyone ready for the costume party?
D.Va: Yep! I’m a zergling.
Pharah: I’m Björk!
(more costumes….)
Winston: What about you Hanzo?
Hanzo: (Comes out in a black vest, white shirt, and a holster on his hip.) Just call me Han. (Whips out blaster pistol) Han-zolo.
(everybody just DIES)
Jaina: -let’s the Alliance use Theramore to reapply Northwatch (another Alliance military base), invade Durotar, destroy Honor’s Stand, destroy Camp Taurajo, attempt an invasion of Mulgore, besiege the Crossroads-
The Horde: -destroys Theramore because of its strategically advantageous location for the Alliance military, which they have constantly exploited-
Jaina: The horde obliTERATED THERAMORE! The monsters………..cowards………….
Theramore: *acts as supply depot for Alliance, indirectly participating in the war effort against the Horde*
Horde: *nukes Theramore out of reality, takes much of the civilian populace prisoner and makes them fight each other to the death to ensure their children get fed*
Ok then.
Sorry, that’s a thing that exists, and it didn’t stop being a thing that existed, as anyone who has cleared the trash before Dark Shaman can tell you:
