shuffles papers on my desk
“alright dps friends today were going to learn a little trick called NOT PULLING BEFORE THE TANK. IT IS A TACTIC THAT SHOULD BE USED IN ALL DUNGEONS AND RAIDS SO THAT YOUR TANK DOES NOT HAVE TO RUN AROUND BETWEEN UR ASSES SPREAD OUT FIFTY METERS APART TO TRY TO PULL AGGRO WHILE JOGGING AROUND LIKE A FUCKING FIFTY YEAR OLD GYM TEACHER. THIS MEANS YOU, UNDEAD ROGUE AND FUCKING BLOOD ELF DK WITH YOUR STUPID LITTLE CHAIN ABOMINATION. IF THAT ABOMINATION GRABS THE MOB IM FIGHTING AND DRAGS IT OUT OF MY HANDS ONE MORE TIME, IM GOING TO RIP YOUR STUPID POINTY EARS OFF AND TIE THEM IN A BOW AROUND YOUR STUPID NOSE. AND FOR CHRIST SAKE HUNTER IF YOUR PET RUNS OFF TO SOME RANDOM MOB AGAIN IM GOING TO SKIN YOU AND USE YOUR PELT AS A CAPE.”
lays papers back down