what she says: i’m fine
what she means: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!
rurukatt: commission for @moon-the-feral-druid!
lowly-owly: Nakia Trueblade commision
littleliongod: Happy couple tries to act formal for photo. Fails.
eikasianspiremod: wi-fu: With this out of the way, it’s your blog. Reblog what you want, not what people tell you to reblog. By “presenting the content to the audience in the right way” I mean this post. It’s fine asking for help for reblogs, but please don’t guilt
With this out of the way, it’s your blog. Reblog what you want, not what people tell you to reblog.
By “presenting the content to the audience in the right way” I mean this post.
It’s fine asking for help for reblogs, but please don’t guilt trip other people by doing so. The number of reblogs does not define who you are as an artist.
@artfonproduction
ARTIST PROBLEMS:
Faerie Queen: And now that you have proven yourself in front of my entire court, saving my life and the lives of my gentry, I will grant you a boon. Ask any question, and you shall have your answer–even if I must take leave of my throne and quest to grant you satisfaction.
Me: Was My Immortal written as a joke or was the author serious??
