50-shades-of-queer:

sixpenceee:

This seems like a great invention for both spiders and people! I like to call it the “nope catcher” (Source)

THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE SPIDERS MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL BUT I REALLY CAN’T BEAR TO KILL THEM LIKE THEY WANT TO LIVE TOO AND THEY HAVE IMPORTANT JOBS, THEY JUST GOT A LITTLE LOST AND DON’T DESERVE TO DIE FOR IT YET I’M SCARED TO GET NEAR THEM