phasered:

imagine ana asking jack and reyes to babysit pharah and Ana just goes “first, hand them over Gabriel” and Reyes’s sighs and pulls out two guns and she stares at him and he groans and pulls out two more

and she just keeps staring at him and eventually she has a pile of like 84 shotguns at her feet

“the little one too” and he gives her the most pained look and just pulls out a fuckign. miniature shotgun from God Knows Where