I want a McCree that literally flirts with anyone, I MEAN ANYONE. He’ll wink at Tracer and the next second he’s slapping Genji’s ass. He laughs with Mercy and makes finger-guns at 76. He makes inappropriate jokes about how Hanzo’s dragons aren’t the only big things he owns and lays his head on Zarya’s lap and asks her to crush him with her thighs. Hell one time he beeped at Bastion until he figured out the tone that made the robot flustered, HE FLIRTS WITH EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE AND NO ONE WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE