Reblog if you’ve ever felt like a boring rp partner.
dark adhd give me the forbidden hyperfocus when I actually need it
simonbitdiddle: Tell people you were ‘Just Following Orders…’
haitious: NO YOU CAN JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT FACETweaked some shit
I want to do adult things with you
*whispers* taxes
*moans* pay the mortgage
*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month
*tremors run through body* did you pay the baby sitter
Marvel: “Captain America is a HYDRA agent and has always been a HYDRA agent”
Me:
