honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

karissaeb:

myresin:

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month

*tremors run through body* did you pay the baby sitter

@ever-brooding-prince