“Pardon me for saying outright, but you appear to be the death knight type. Would you be willing to spare a few moments to answer a few questions for research purposes?
Yes, yes. It’s our understanding that death knights typically are more resistant to the effects of intoxication and, how shall I say this, narcotic substances. Your answers are strictly confidential of course – that means, we won’t reveal your name – but we’d like to know about your imbibing habits when alive, if you’ve tried to continue those habits during undeath, and what – if any – effect that’s had on you.
You’ll help? That’s absolutely wonderful. I promise it’s just a short set of questions, although if you’re willing to disclose further information in a private interview, I can set up a time for you. Thank you so much!”
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OOC Info:
You may have seen us patrolling the streets of Stormwind, and it’s true: we really are conducting research on death knights and their relationship to intoxicating substances. We have ICly made copies and distributed them everywhere; one of our own death knights volunteered to leave questionnaires and a collection box in Acherus. If you have a death knight character – Alliance or Horde – and would like to participate, it’s as easy as clicking on this Google Survey link:
And for those who would be interested in setting up some RP, or digging out that old DK alt you’ve shelved, Miss Viletta Grauenvoll [ @summoning-circle ] – who designed the questionnaire – will be conducting interviews and examinations of those death knights wishing to add further contributions to this project.
Thank you for your time, and please feel free to pass this along to those interested!
I don’t draw Laury in his worgen form 90% of the time because 1. I like drawing his human mug and 2. I am not very good with anything not human face related
Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.
Probably. If they didn’t want him to skewer them if he won, they wouldn’t have fought him in the first place. He doesn’t really hide the fact that he’s a death knight so it really shouldn’t have been so surprising that this happened.
