Month: April 2016

thatoneqprblog:

merelyimmortal:

zetsubonna:

dapperpea:

glampersand:

heroscafe:

emmmpty:

autistictesla:

pneggy:

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like
“Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly”
that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver

“drive into that pole”
thanks karen or i could not do that

Perfect

you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class

“maybe they poisoned you”
maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.

“did I lock the door-”

captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y’all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.

I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady

“god hates you because you don’t believe in him”
“your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone”
“everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”

thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.

vaishino:

spinesaw:

vaknosh:

The only true orc fans are those who love them but recognize that they are usually horrible assholes that generally ruin everything around them. While they have occasional positive aspects, they are also deeply, deeply flawed and fucked up.

And if you can’t accept that, and you see them as some sort of epitome of flawless machoness or want to view them solely as victims of some outside force, then you’re really not a true orc fan. You’re likely just an edgelord asshole.

PS – Garrosh was wrong and also probably the worst orc since Gul’dan himself.

how to do orcs right:

1.] sub to WWE network

2] Search  ‘WCW Classics.’

3] Pick an NWO wrestler that isn’t Hulk Hogan or Razor Ramon.

4.] KEVIN NASH

Big Sexy the Gronn Killer

sadangel2001:

WARNING!!!!! do NOT love me!!!! i am a huge disappointment!!’!!?

theliel:

magikofficial:

Straight people: that relatable feel when you’re trying to break in to your partner’s phone so you can read all their messages am I right

Me, a normal person: ????????