The time Ted Cruz defended a ban on dildos.
And then Craig Mazin, Cruz’s former college roommate had something to add:
so wait is he saying that you’re only allowed to have things you can prove you have a right to?
Yes, it’s called prescriptive law. Very big among fascists.
Ted Cruz, you can have my dildo when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Don’t give him any ideas.