Twinkle Twinkle fucking why
Can’t I draw the other eye
What the fuck’s up with your nose
Fuck those folds in all your clothes
Twinkle Twinkle fucking shit
Fuck this art, I’m done I quit.
Little artist, please don’t cry,
I’ll help you draw that fucking eye.
If your features seem rather whack,
Flip the canvas and drive them back.
If traditional is more your trend,
Then notice senpai Wilhelm Bendz!
If all this seems a total waste,
Then fucking cheat with cut and paste.
Making art’s a no-rules fight,
Uh, beware my power, Green Lantern’s light.