future apartment goals:

– small but not cramped
– balcony
– has a bath + shower
– big kitchen
– good wifi
– big windows
– located close to a 24/7 corner store

the bar is…… so low?

Trust me on this, you want a dishwasher and a washing machine. At 3am when you realize you have work tomorrow and no clean pants you will sacrifice your left hand, let alone the fucking balcony for a goddamn washing machine.