“your fav is gay. sorry i don’t make the rules.”

“imagine your fav holding your corpse and sobbing”

“imagine your fav kissing your icon”

“imagine your fave whispering into your ear that they want to fuck you”

not sure why, not sure why, not sure why, but the default character I think of is

the linux penguin and  boy do I picture it vividly

Install linux, problem solved.