Ok I love all the Kylo Ren jokes (human trashbag, complete monster, Emo Teen) but like
According to the novel Ben was ten years old when he left home to train with Luke, and fifteen when he destroyed Luke’s Jedi temple
So that means Snoke tempting him to the Dark Side would have involved a lot less offering untold cosmic power; and a lot more child-grooming, and subsequently absconding with a preteen boy
Idk about you but that skeeves me out
Oh noooooo
for bonus:
He had trouble believing what he was hearing. “So Snoke was watching our son.”
“Always,” she told him. “From the shadows, in the beginning, even before I realized what was happening, he was manipulating everything, pulling our son toward the dark side.”
We don’t know the details for sure, but if the movies go with this, Snoke was definitely grooming Ben from … infancy, pretty much.
There’s also that scene where Snoke tells Ben that he’s trained other people, but nobody like Ben because he’s special. D: D: D:
Filed under and leia didn’t tell han about this for awhile bc she thought she could shield ben so before they sent ben away (aged ten) there was a period when leia knew what snoke was up to and was trying to block him (sidenote: leia consciously using her force powers and confident in them? this would be nice to see onscreen) and there was also a period before /that/ when she /didn’t/ know but it was still going on even setting aside ‘always’ ben would /have/ to be a very small child when this started also that whole manipulating everything from the shadows pulling at ben definitely sounds like creepy dark side psychic shit so in all probability ben had his stalker inside his own head as… a toddler i feel like i should be tagging for like five different things but let’s go for grooming for ts ben organa snoke star wars (also the whole SNOKE! IT’S ALL SNOKE!! is less ‘must blame someone’ and more … yeah 🙂 leia skywalker organa han solo
This. The script, directing, Adam Driver, etc. all did a brilliant job of having Kylo Ren come off as very unstable and off-kilter. I was wondering what had happened to him even before they brought up the Snoke involvement and that only cemented it.
I really wonder if we’re going to find out that Snoke was less after an apprentice that might usurp him and more after a vicious attack animal unhinged enough to not be a relevant threat to Snoke himself.
Someone: My grandfather just died, I’m so sad
Tumblr: CASUAL REMINDER THAT YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS PROBABLY A MISOGYNIST AND STOLE CANDY AS A CHILD AND BROKE THE SPEED LIMIT SO STOP MOURNING THAT SHITSTAIN
i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen
do you realize how many people would be dragons
you say this like it’s a bad thing
hornedfreak: Oh hey look, something WoW-related. Basically I caved in and created a warlock character, because warlocks = demons. This is supposed to be the demon that will unfortunately be bound to the lock, and he’s obv. based off of Deathbringer Garb set ‘cause I
Oh hey look, something WoW-related.
Basically I caved in and created a warlock character, because warlocks = demons.
This is supposed to be the demon that will unfortunately be bound to the lock, and he’s obv. based off of Deathbringer Garb set ‘cause I mentioned how I’d want the lock to wear armor that would reflect the demon’s usual appearance. So there. He’s naked because I’m lazy.
WARNING: Do NOT commission burdwow
I was so, so hoping it wouldn’t have to come to this, but after an entire year of waiting and trying to be patient, I feel I have to make this official post.
Last January i inquired @burdwow about one of their $35 colored waist-up commissions [x]. After the second email with them sending the sketch, all contact came to a complete halt. I sent two more emails after that, along with multiple asks and fanmails on tumblr and a request for a refund. For months, there was nothing except for a few vague text posts that said she was getting to it [x] [x] It wasn’t until she was directly [called out] that they made a [text post]. She had not even attempted to try get in contact with any of the other people she had done this to.
And there were quite a few. [x] [x] [x] [x] That’s 7 people alone that have been screwed over like this. Not including a few people who have come forward anonymously. I’m unsure if the people here have gotten their refunds, but I know I sure haven’t lol.
So she told me to send her my email and asked, since she could not get paid asap, if I wanted to have half the money now and half of it later. I said no, trusting she’d give me my full refund asap when she could.
And so almost a month passed. Again. I FINALLY got a reply saying she had the money. This was on December 12th. A month later. I sent two asks and a fanmail just in case she didn’t get my reply. And I decided to wait until the year was over to make this post in hopes she might contact me.
To top it off she had artist beware posts going back as far as 2011
At this point all I care about is that no one else gets scammed. I’d really like that money back but it’s too late at this point and I warn everyone to beware of commissioning this artist.
Time to boost this again.
Never commission someone who frequently makes text posts full of excuses.
The artist doesn’t use this blog anymore, and instead uses http://mythrilstrike.tumblr.com/
mythrilstrike is NOT burdwow (better known as dust-bite on tumblr), their art is not similar and they are absolutely different people, absolutely disregard the above post’s misinformation and do not message mythrilstrike about this situation, they are NOT burdwow/dust-bite
This definitely isn’t correct because it says right on the thing their main blog is here:
http://blog.orange-zombie.com/
ADHD Gothic
scary-monsters-and-super-creeps:
You have instructions written down. You don’t need them, but you check them anyway. Somehow they’re different from what you remember. Have they changed since you tucked the paper in your pocket?
You realize that you’ve lost your train of thought. You can’t remember what you were thinking before. There is only your present thought, now a loop of panic at your lost memory.
You stop in the middle of a room. Why are you here? Which room did you come from? You leave the room and remember what you were going to do. You walk back into the room. Why are you here?
You bring up an inside joke with a friend. They look at you blankly. They do not remember this joke. But you were there when I made it, you argue. They were not. They are not the friend you are thinking of. You realize it was your other friend, from work instead of high school, with blond hair instead of brown, tall instead of short. You do not know how these two friends are so similar in your mind.
You refer to every experience as happening “the other day.” Was it three years ago or yesterday? You try to remember context clues. Time is not real.
Someone asks you for an important piece of information. You have not thought about it since you saved it on your computer, labelled very clearly. You search through your files. It is not there. You find it days later by accident, labelled with a cryptic set of codes. You don’t know why you would label it this way. No one else uses this computer but you.
You are running late. You are always running late.
You have lost something. You check everywhere. You check everywhere again. Someone tells you to think of when you last had it. You don’t tell them that is the problem.
You reach the end of the page. You can’t remember what you just read.
100% accurate
THIS IS TOO FUCKING REAL
Yeah
I’d just like to mention, for those of you who are afraid of getting commissions, that out of all of the artists I’ve commissioned, burdwow was the only person I’ve had to request a paypal chargeback for. And its not exactly a small sample:

ALSO: I have a lot of trouble spelling the word commission