“bless your heart” is NOT a sign of goodwill that person wants you dead and buried, preferably while they watch from the comfort of their porch rockers
I have diet coke and jack daniels tennessee honey and I’m drinking it out of a tin measuring cup and it’s literally a splash of jack per half a cup of fizzy bubbles in order for it to taste “right” i.e. “you can’t actually taste much liquor but you definitely know it’s there”
I can’t do clear liquor very often lol
me, being the ass i am, poured literally half of this 400mL glass with gin/vodka, and the rest being 7up. i dont taste any 7up, all i taste is death with a very very mild citrus twist to it andi am d ying
