Month: January 2016

is-that-what-i-think-it-is:

dannysgreenpants:

just-shower-thoughts:

Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?

I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine

fluent-in-lesbianism:

“bless your heart” is NOT a sign of goodwill that person wants you dead and buried, preferably while they watch from the comfort of their porch rockers

Can confirm, Source: from the south.

shithowdy:

Polyamory is constantly having to explain yourself as being “the Uncle Joey of the house” to people you don’t know very well.

Now I want to reimagine Full House as a polyamorus homosexual relationship.