“Incomparable boredom mixed with infinite fascination.”

“My brain has too many tabs open and I can’t figure out which one is playing that ad.”

“There are five million things I’d like to do right now, but I will spend my entire day deciding that none of them interest me enough.”

“I can do EVERYTHING, but don’t ask me to finish it.“

“Simple tasks are never simple.” 

“Accomplishing things you don’t want to is physically painful”

My brain is a expensive, quality bicycle that has no breaks and cannot pedal uphill without making random turns.”

“I know what I need to do, I just can’t bring myself to do it”

“Ever went out to go to the store and then accidentally ended up driving to work? It’s like that, but with everything”