I dreamt that a federal law was passed which banned spelling “dog” with two g’s, so Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Meow.  He formed a new group with Ice-T, and wanted to call it NWM -With Meowitude.  Ice-T looked him somberly in the eye, a hand on Snoop’s shoulder, and said: “Nah, bro.  NWC.  With Cattitude.”  I woke up crying.

how could you not, having seen such beauty

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