One of my favorite things is winding up sports nerds. Like some of them get so mad when you point out that they’re just as nerdy as any other kind of nerd, it’s just that their hobby has been socially acceptable a lot longer.
(Spends hundreds or thousands of dollars on their hobby? Check. Travels hundreds or thousands of miles to hang out with thousands of people with similar interests? Check. House full of memorabilia? Check. Sometimes dresses in costume? Check. Gets in heated arguments about who’d win in a fight? Check. Hobby is full of scantily-clad women for no discernible reason other than to appeal to the male gaze? Check. I could go on, but this is already long enough.)
Also, calling football “handegg” with a straight face.