I just saw a commercial where Jeff Foxworthy was advertising Golden Corral. That is the most redneck.txt thing I have experienced since… Okay, in fairness it’s been like 7 days since my family’s white trash christmas fight, so I’m just going to say “All year.”

It could have been Cracker Barrel.


I don’t think I’ve ever seen an ad for Cracker Barrel. You just kinda… go there.

Cracker Barrel doesn’t need television ads. The presence of a Cracker Barrel just advertises itself on some deep collective redneckian collective unconscious. 

A y’allmind if you will.