garrisonbabe:

it’s a common misconception that the term “brilliant bisexual” refers to intelligence. the term actually refers to the scale of brightness for the natural bioluminescence that occurs in approximately 80%-87% of all bisexuals. the brightest bisexual ever recorded was of course freddie mercury, but interference from the intense rock show lighting prevented an accurate measurement from ever being taken.

Most scientists estimate he had an apparent magnitude of −30, however.