bernie: we should raise minimum wage and tax the rich more so everyone can live comfortably
host: hillary?
hillary: *rolls in with a hoverboard, obey snapback, and doctor who shirt* whos hillary this is john cena
really though, “sneaking out” is such a white thing in every aspect bc firstly u need a big ass Suburban House™ with big windows and various levels of roofing so u can safely jump out. you also need White Parents™. forget getting out of the house my toe wouldn’t hang out of my bed w/out my mum knowing. let’s say u managed to best those eoc (ears of colour) how tf are u gonna get back in ? poc (parents of colour) all have a spiritual connection to their front door like they can telepathically communicate. 5 mins before i even approach that door u know my mum’s sitting on the other side waiting to kill me. it’s just not realistic.
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This is no joke tho. one time my brother snuck out, managed to get past all the obstacles that come with having an African mother, except one. MY MOM HAD A DREAM THAT MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD HER TO WAKE UP AND CHECK ON THE KIDS! i was sleeping in the room with her so she knew i was fine, but went to my brothers room and his ass was gone. that’s why whenever someone asks me to sneak out, im always like naw im good, the asswhoppin my brother got doesn’t need a sequel
Yo grandmama snitched on your brother from the dream realm… Ain’t that some shit lmao
Commission for @stabdorei! Very handsome elfie to draw <3
this, this is my fav drawing I’ve ever done and I don’t know why. but it’s so perfect, like what did I do? cry and the art fairy fly down and bless me? I dunno but it’s just. wow. I drew that, that’s great. Thatsa one sexy elfa.
You know what if that shitty post about Markiplier going from “yes hi nice to meet you” to “ya daughter also calls me daddy” was about a female youtuber, tumblr would be fucking up in arms. But nah, cause he’s a due, it’s totes ok!!Haha, just having fun on tumbler dot com 🙂
you know what? nah i’m not done. like i get it – he is a very handsome guy, and puberty was super awesome to him and turned him from a spindly bespectacled nerd to a very good looking bespectacled nerd – but fuck me! yall are always on about the oversexualisation of women whilst with the same breath calling the dude “daddy”? even when he expresses fucking DISCOMFORT at this????! yall fuckers are thirsty and need to chill. Mark doesn’t exist for you to fuckin fawn over and call daddy and ask him to fucking fist you or whatever. He’s a human being. Treat him with fucking respect like you would anyone else
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
I’m so TIRED of the hypersexualization of him (and anyone else for that matter).
Just because he’s a man it doesn’t make it okay. Sexualization is still sexualization.
And tagging him in it is most definitely NOT okay either.
And while I’m ranting, I’m just gonna drop these here from his blog as examples of what is definitely not okay:
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
You wouldn’t want people coming up to you and touching you randomly and shit. These kind of people are so fucking gross. Keep that shit in your head, man.
JEsus guys I know that was a quote (the ya daughter thing) from his Huniepop playthrough (iirc) but holy fuck why the fuck are y’all doing this creepazoid shit.
I kind of like the idea that the three trash mobs before Archimonde in HFC are as powerful as they were in Hyjal, but the player’s power has increased so much that we’re able to take them all at once.
