so I think i have my future demon hunter worked out
he’s gonna be a dirty surfer bro elf with frosted tips who’s been stoned off his ass this whole time and has somehow made it this far. highlights include:
- doesn’t wear a shirt because he’s never owned a shirt in his life.
- doesnt wear shoes cuz he lost his flipflops.
- still tries to get service at fast food places despite lacking these bare essentials.
- tried to turn one of his glaives into a bong.
- has unironically uttered the phrase “dude where’s my mount.”
- tried to turn the other glaive into a bong when the first one didnt work.
- whoa man demons are so uptight why can’t they like yknow chillax brah
illidan was super desperate for recruits at some point im just sayin