Ren tells me abt his elf amd its cool n srs and i just make a dick joke

varae-ver-you-are:

OK LOOK. THE FIRST FUCKING THING I GOT ASKED BY SOMEONE ELSE WAS WHAT HIS DICK LOOKS LIKE.

SO THIS? THIS IS TOTES OKAY

Why would his dick look any different from any other elf?

WHY REN?