my cat realised she has a tail
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drovie: Zeus is mad at me today because we can’t go outside, i’ts storming hard. So he’s chosen to sit as far away from me as possible where he can still see me, and pout. Pout until he fell asleep lol
Zeus is mad at me today because we can’t go outside, i’ts storming hard. So he’s chosen to sit as far away from me as possible where he can still see me, and pout. Pout until he fell asleep lol
China has banned Miley Cyrus from the country because they deem her as racist and honestly China has the right idea
Though it’s from 2012 it’s still great:
Chinese foreign minister Yang Jiechi said, “Miss Cyrus has made it clear she is no friend of China or anyone of East Asian descent. We have no interest in further polluting our children’s minds with her American ignorance.”
i will wade out by e.e. cummings
i will wade out
till my thighs are steeped in burning flowers
I will take the sun in my mouth
and leap into the ripe air
Alive
with closed eyes
to dash against darkness
in the sleeping curves of my body
Shall enter fingers of smooth mastery
with chasteness of sea-girls
Will i complete the mystery
of my flesh
I will rise
After a thousand years
lipping
flowers
And set my teeth in the silver of the moon
silentdreamingeyes: me
elovir: I don’t want to touch this anymore byeeee
When your stupid wizard parents force you to make the bed.
(vine by Kevin Parry)
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Me: i am SO FULL OF LOVE right now!!
Me, ten minutes later: i literally hate everything. i hate everyone and everything on this damn planet.
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