Month: September 2015

I think it was a bit presumptuous for the architect to assume I wanted a kitchen with my apartment and make me pay for it. My home is a place of peace. I don’t want to live with red hot heating elements and razor sharp knives. That sounds like a torture chamber.

How I Gave Up Alternating Current | Mostly Harmless

wondering about the kind of people clamoring for Soylent, the meal-replacement drink? here they are!

(”I have not done laundry in years. I get my clothing custom made in China for prices you would not believe and have new ones regularly shipped to me. Shipping is a problem. I wish container ships had nuclear engines but it’s still much more efficient and convenient than retail. Thanks to synthetic fabrics it takes less water to make my clothes than it would to wash them, and I donate my used garments, helping out those in need.”)


GOD I will never understand people like this

(via rouxfully)

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John weighs in.

(via lifesgrandparade)

My god… I’m just going to posting quotes from this all day now.

(via mattgorman)

“I have not set foot in a grocery store in years. Nevermore will I bumble through endless confusing aisles like a pack-donkey searching for feed while the smell of rotting flesh fills my nostrils and fluorescent lights sear my eyeballs and sappy love songs torture my ears.”

(via ryanvoid)

“As I mature I find myself optimizing for peace instead of posturing, conservation over consumption. Opulence in asceticism.“

This reads like this satirical post on The Toast.

(via nextyearsgirl)

The best part about this is all that really happens is he shifted his carbon footprint to people around him so he doesn’t have to think about it,

urie:

urie:

tumblr discourse has truly taken away the right to subjective opinions and its exhausting

like now instead of saying “i like this tv show because it is entertaining and engaging” you have to come up with totally ridiculous reasons as to why this random television show on like, the CW or something is Actually the paradigm of feminist media even when it isnt at all

instead of saying “this celebrity is obnoxious and overrated and annoying” you get people searching meticulously through their twitter or interviews in order to find something incriminating enough to end up on a yfip list, and now you can pretend that your reasons for disliking this celebrity arent entirely personal and have some kind of Righteous Cause backing it

you dont need to put politics into everything you love and you dont need to bend over backwards trying to explain why this Thing you love is Actually Totally Political. you are allowed to subjectively enjoy things. conversely you can hate looking at a celebrity’s dumb face without acting like theres always some kind of social justice reason fueling it

lambylingames: if wrathion could take on any other mortal form i’d like to see him as a goblin bc shinies. (and maybe some heartstring-pulling thinking about the red dragon that saved his life)

lambylingames:

if wrathion could take on any other mortal form i’d like to see him as a goblin bc shinies. (and maybe some heartstring-pulling thinking about the red dragon that saved his life)

biteydrawsthings: shitty gilnean/wowverse biker au is just an excuse 4 me to draw pie w sideburns & also furries ive been screaming at the archimonde fight in lfr for a good 2 hours now i feel no more pain i just feel this au

biteydrawsthings:

shitty gilnean/wowverse biker au is just an excuse 4 me to draw pie w sideburns & also furries

ive been screaming at the archimonde fight in lfr for a good 2 hours now i feel no more pain i just feel this au