Month: August 2015

August 15, 2015 /

pancakemilkshake:

I want the world to understand computers don’t just do things, they only do what the user tells them to do.

“Digital art is cheating! The computer does it!” No, the user painted it.

“Digital music isn’t real! The computer makes it!” No, the user composed it.

“I don’t know what happened. The computer just started acting weird on its own.” NO, YOU’VE BEEN CLICKING ADS AGAIN, MOM.

the birth of dionysos, v1

August 15, 2015 /

[Zeus disguised as a mortal again]
Zeus: “wanna bang”
Semele: “yeah okay”
Zeus: “nice. Never ask me to show you my true self.”
Semele: [pregnant]
Hera: “what the fuck, Zeus”
Hera: [disguised as an old lady] “hey Semele if your lover truly loved you he’d show you his true self” [crosses fingers]
Semele: “damn you’re right hey mystery lover if you truly loved me you’d swear this oath okay swear on the Styx”
Hades: “Zeus no—“
Zeus: “sure”
Semele: “swell okay reveal your full self to me”
Zeus: “… fuck” [does so]
Semele: [fried]
Zeus: “HERMES HELP”
Hermes: “SHIT”
Hades: [grumbles into his palm]
Hermes: “QUICK MAN WE GOTTA PUT THIS BABY IN YOUR THIGH”
Apollo: “that’s not how medicine wor—“
Hermes: “NO TIME” [sews the baby into Zeus’ thigh]
Hades: “how the fuck have you all lived this long my god”

August 15, 2015 /