i don’t know where it goes during the day but it stays on my porch pretty much all night
shithowdy: i don’t know where it goes during the day but it stays on my porch pretty much all night
meat-vendor: if you do not get the tiny horse while leveling a dk then you’re not leveling a dk correctly
if you do not get the tiny horse while leveling a dk then you’re not leveling a dk correctly
Going through screenshots and I find this.
Going through screenshots and I find this.
smatter: assgod: wow I wish I could fit half a person in my ass yet another unrealistic bottom standards for young gays
wow I wish I could fit half a person in my ass
yet another unrealistic bottom standards for young gays
friendlyneighborhoodcommiescum:
A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside
And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan
“So your dad is going to approve of you living with a guy?”
I don’t see how that’s any of your business nor any of my dads’ business. It’s 2015, I thought we were over the “social stigma” of two people living together that aren’t married.
You should tell them that it doesn’t even matter because the guy has a boyfriend.
rubiline: setbabiesonfire: swallowedwholeinnegatives: What does this mean? That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask. ancient engineer: hey i want to design something tall for the priests but every time i build anything really high up the whole fucking
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
ancient engineer: hey i want to design something tall for the priests but every time i build anything really high up the whole fucking building falls over
ancient engineer 2: have you considered stacking the levels so that it cant fall over because the top is smaller than the bottom, also putting the keystones in places so the base doesnt break
ancient engineer: your’e a goddamn genius. here’s a key to my clay + thatch hut and fuck my wife
