Me in private RP: This journey to Kalimdor will be long and treacherous. It could take us weeks to make it across, so we must plan accordingly. Leave no loose ends at home, and make sure to bring anything you need. I have charted a course to give the Maelstrom a wide berth, but in the interest of time, we will be passing Naga territory. Be on your guard. Light be with us.

Me in guild RP: Yeah sure Imma catch this boat; I’ll be in Darnassus in like– five minutes, tops.