a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

Ahahahhaha! But you know, I imagine he’d do that more to someone like Fudge, or a seventh year goofing around. He’d be consoling to a weepy first or second year, like, “Hey, look, you just need to reduce the heat and then put in the powdered dragon scales– we’ll start again. Watch.”

Then some seventh year student just mucks up their potion– “You’ve used so much bat wing, Granger is starting a coalition to protect them!”

“There is so much lavender in this cauldron that Brown is starting to look nervous”