Month: July 2015

The Signs as Warcraft Lore Ridiculousness

Aries: Time travel/alternate draenor
Taurus: obligatory troll raid
Gemini: characters getting corrupted and turning evil
Cancer: dragon aspects getting powers to fight deathwing, another dragon aspect
Leo: Thrall
Virgo: female characters getting married off or disappearing
Libra: New Races vanishing after the expansion is over
Scorpio: Old gods corrupting everything
Sagittarius: “the draenei were an invasive species”
Aquarius: King varian’s missing mother
Pisces: Neptulon vanishing forever

lorstandian: lowbies ganking a high level.

lorstandian:

lowbies ganking a high level.

only 90′s kids remember this post.

only 90′s kids remember this post.

theroselegends:

tropicaljohn:

kristoffblogman:

lowkey terrified of ever visiting the usa because i have no idea how tipping works

If you are in a sit down restaurant with servers, it is polite to tip 15-20% of the bill at the end of the meal. Waitstaff are paid a pittance wage on the expectation it will be made up in tips. This is extremely fucked up but that’s how it is. Please do not withhold tips to American servers unless the service was truly horrible.

If you have food delivered to you at home or hotel or something, it’s polite to tip the delivery person a few dollars. They usually make minimum wage and don’t get much for gas/wear and tear on their vehicle.

Quick service fast food places like McDonald’s and Wendy’s are generally not tipped.

Some delis, coffee shops, and other small independent establishments may have a jar on the counter labelled TIPS. It is not required to tip but if you want to drop a dollar or your change in because you like the place they appreciate it. The tip jar is typically split up by the workers at the end of the day.

I don’t know how many followers I have outside the US, but I’m a server and I appreciate someone putting this into simple words without bias. Just for information’s sake.

Do NOT See Pixels

tmirai:

hex-maniac-mareen:

loony-b:

nivii:

loony-b:

effectator:

Not only is Pixels stupid, crude, and another complete cash-grab by Hollywood, it is downright sexist. One of the villains beamed down is the heroine from Dojo Quest, but in human form instead of the other characters like Donkey Kong or Pac Man (big and pixelated). She is used only as sex appeal (and one of the ONLY female characters in the entire movie) until one of the characters who sexually obsessed over her as a teenager gets to keep her as a LITERAL TROPHY at the end of the movie. Don’t let this movie be successful. Please do not go and see this movie, even ironically. 

INSTEAD YOU SHOULD WATCH THE MOVIEBOB REVIEW ON YOUTUBE, BECAUSE THEN YOU’LL KNOW HOW SHIT IT IS WITH THE ADDED BONUS OF MOVIEBOB’S HILARIOUS INSULTS

Had to attach the video because you have to see this it’s too excellent and so worth your time.

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO PLEASE

oh god the effects are gorgeous but how do you fuck up this bad

Wow. That was the most scathing review ever. I expected for this movie to suck, but everything I’ve read is just scathing.