oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
emncptn prclmtn
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
been waitin’ for his coffee for four score and seven years
He’s sitting at a table cuz a booth would kill him
GO STRAIGHT TO BED WITH NO SUPPER, ALL OF YOU
I love every person on this post.
mousezilla: abrunetteandherbourbon: theactorsjourney: admiral-lord-nelson: sstrange-cloudss: est-offensa-et-mirari: a-sexy-cat: oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free emncptn prclmtn Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme been waitin’ for his coffee
imagine person a of your otp switching the sugar out with salt before person b is awake. person b makes their coffee before so much as glancing in person a’s general direction, as usual, and dumps a butt load of “sugar” into their coffee before drinking it. person a is fighting back laughter and tears until they realize person b is giving them a death glare while they gulp down their entire 16 oz. cup of salty coffee without skipping a beat because they are the alpha and what is weakness.
deathweaver: cat or snek???
mootlocke: commission for voodoothefrog, his buttelf dk avrey
mootlocke: rusty @khagra and my own character, mazerusty-jonesa commission
negativisms: HUNTAR Talavin at mg.
The reason we blow up fireworks isnt from celebration it’s to scare the Founding Fathers back to their grave and stop them from rising from their grave to feed off the flesh of the free
∇ -. old age/aging headcanon
As Varaelian grows older, he watches as the ones he loves so dearly pass away. He sits by them and shows them their past and time together, watching with them until finally they pass.
He doesn’t know when his life will end like them. He watches over their children and grandchildren, the memory of who he was eventually fades and the only one left is Tevruden. Together they watch as the flowers return to the Dead Scar and life blooms in all the lands that death has touched.
The world is different.. Yet he remained the same.
hornedfreak: “Ugh, you two aren’t helping, just leave me alone”Hey come on, at least they’re trying!
“Ugh, you two aren’t helping, just leave me alone”
Hey come on, at least they’re trying!