omg yesterday at work my boss handed me a cheque and was like ‘i need you to deliver it to this building, it’s quite a large amount of money so be careful’ and i looked at it and it was just over 1.4 million dollars
1.4 MILLION DOLLARS
someone out there in this world thought i was emotionally mature enough to just fuckin…. carry…… in my own two hands….. 1.4 million dollars…. for 3 city blocks….. in the slight wind…..
let me fuckin tell you i have never been more stressed in my ENTIRE LIFE my palms were sweaty knees weak arms spaghetti i was carrying 1.4 million packets of gum in my hands AND IT WAS WINDY WHAT IF I HAD DROPPED IT?? WHAT IF 1.4 MILLION DOLLARS HAD JUST BEEN FLOATING AROUND THE CITY IN THE WIND???? like do you even god damn understand how many packets of gum that is
i bet nobody in the world has even SEEN 1.4 million packets of gum at once and there i was LITTLE OLD ME with the power to PURCHASE 1.4 MILLION PACKETS OF GUM AND I WAS JUST WALKIN AROUND IN THE SLIGHT WIND AND nobody… KNEW… NOBDOY WHO WALKED PAST ME… COULD UNDERSTAND… THE POWER… THE GUM… IN MY POSESSSION
and then i got to the building and it was so fancy the doorman who was probably 40 years older than me called me ma’am and i didn’t know how to respond so i laughed nervously and said thank you which i don’t think is actually the appropriate response to someone calling you ma’am now that i think about
AND THEN I GOT TO THE OFFICE OF THE GUY WHO IW AS GIVING THE CHEQUE TO AND MY HANDS WERE SHAKIN AND HE JUST TOOK IT SO CASUALLY AND SAID THANK YOU AND WALKED BACK INTO HIS OFFICE AND I WANTED TO BE LIKE MARK BUDDY DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY PACKETS OF GUM YOU ARE VIRTUALLY HOLDING RIGHT NOW but i didn’t because mark is the kind of person who just casually takes 1.4 million dollar cheques from people and i’m terrified of him
THIS IS THE BEST STORY IVE EVER READ THANK YOU FOR SHARING
No. He’s lived so long that really, he doesn’t have a great grasp on the idea of death. He understands that all things must end. He understands that mortal lives, like Jeyse and Kirian, will eventually end. He finds it to be unfair, but it’s something he just can’t feasibly grasp.
Vaelios:
If there is one thing in this world that he fears more than anything, it’s death. He’s come close to it before and the only thing that saved him was Kirian being at the right place at the right time. For a while after, he didn’t care about his life until he met the Captain and learned to live again.
Arae’sae:
For the whole of his life, death has been a welcome friend in his tribe. In the reaches of the Sagolii, it’s possible for kits to be born but be unhealthy and as per their traditions, die in the desert sun. He’s been so ill that death had been with him even then, never knowing if he would survive each heart attack or seizure.Even now, he doesn’t have a fear of it, though there is always a worry in his mind that someday he’ll have that one attack that he doesn’t recover from.
Ship: one is really small while the other is really big
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Idk why you’d give a dog fruit but cool! Here’s some safety tips.
“Idk why you’d give a dog fruit” because dogs love fruit and it’s a 100% healthier alternative to baked treats
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Not just the life of a dog, but also the life of its human(s). Many people have therapy dogs. If they inadvertently lost their dogs because they do not know these facts, they might get into depression and that might not end well.
