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which camarilla clan should you fight
- brujah: what the fuck is wrong with you? why would you want to fight the brujah? they kick people out of the clan if they don’t own enough switchblades and motorcycles. this will not end well. if you HAVE to fight the brujah, your best bet is to get them so mad that they start making bad decisions, but even then you’re probably fucked. don’t fight the brujah.
- gangrel: these guys are all exactly as angry as the brujah but can also go full on animalistic fury at you. also they can melt into the earth and summon animals and shit. if you get lucky, you can distract them with some beggin’ strips or something, but don’t risk it. don’t fight the gangrel.
- ventrue: if there are no consequences for this fight, then go for it. most ventrue got embraced straight out of the boardroom and have never thrown down a day in their unlives. however, if this ventrue has contacts, you had better believe you’re going to be hurting more than they will by the time they’re done with you. probably worth it, though. there’s a lot of people who want to see them punched in the face. fight the ventrue.
- malkavian: honestly, you’ve got about a 50/50 chance with these guys. either they will melt your brain so hard that it’ll leak out of your ears or they will have no idea what the hell is going on. even if they aren’t entirely lucid, there’s still the possibility that they’ll socratic-method you into torpor. do it if you have to, but fighting the malks is not a good plan.
- tremere: the bright side: if you fight the tremere, nobody is going to stop you. nobody fucking likes these guys. the drawback: if you fight the tremere, you are fighting the tremere. these guys can fly? they can summon fire??? they can give the laws of physics the middle finger if they want. however, if you find a tremere neonate, feel free to stuff that nerd in a locker.
- nosferatu: this is an entire clan full of assholes with a chip on their shoulder. they can talk to rats. they can sneak around unseen despite being six feet tall and smelling like raw sewage. they probably know everything about you already. don’t let the sewer thing fool you: this clan could kick your ass and mine with their creepy hands tied behind their backs. don’t fight the nosferatu.
- toreador: please. PLEASE. please fight the toreador. i don’t care what generation they are. i don’t care how many of them know celerity. punch them in their snooty faces. distract them with glitter. fuckin do it. i will pay you to fight the toreador. there are no downsides to fighting the toreador. if you win, you have beaten up a toreador. if you lose, everyone will probably still buy you a drink for trying. do it. fight the toreador.
the-unholy-knight: gifsboom: [video] tevruden
calleo: queen-of-the-rising-demons: lanealkarate: queen-of-the-rising-demons: President Obama’s “before and after” reaction to the Supreme Court ruling. President Obama is a Hypocrite In 2008, he said: "I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in
President Obama’s “before and after” reaction to the Supreme Court ruling.
President Obama is a Hypocrite In 2008, he said: "I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage.“
On Wednesday, by contrast, he said: "I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same-sex couples should be able to get married.”
This just in: people aren’t allowed to change their minds about same-sex marriage.
This just in: Tumblr still thinks that an opinion you once had is set in stone and that you’re not allowed to change it as you grow and change as a person; also, if you ever say something contrary to your old opinion, you’re a flip-flopper and liar.
Here’s some reality for the idiots who agree with @lanealkarate: Opinions change with time, so does behavior. New information, new social groups, new experiences, and sometimes just plain old maturity tend to cause it. It doesn’t make someone a “hypocrite” or a “flip-flopper”. Shit, if I still had the same opinions I had when I was 15, or even 25, I’d be a pretty lousy person.
The logic in the base assumption “President Obama is a hypocrite and is changing his opinion to curry favor with voters” is provably wrong anyway: He’s served his two terms as president, and can’t run again, so there’s no reason to pander to voters.
i see all these posts around here that are like “date someone who…” and all that’s fine and good but like i feel like they focus on cutesy stuff and leave some really important stuff out. so like yes, date someone who you can watch netflix with and pet dogs with and make waffles with but also
- date someone who will call you out on your shit
- date someone who thinks the sun shines out of your ass, but also knows you’re not perfect and will offer the support you need to change and grow
- date someone who doesn’t passively accept your flaws, but recognizes them and helps you deal with them
- date someone who you can disagree with but still love and care for all the same
- date someone who can understand where you’re coming from and help you through your rough times
- date someone who won’t enable your negative, self-destructive habits and tendencies
- date someone who doesn’t think “you’re perfect don’t ever change” but rather “i love you and will help and support you in whatever changes you need to make”
- date someone who sees you not as a perfect lover but as a human being and who wants to be with you even though they can see all your faults
basically date someone who’s going to be with you, not just worship you. and more importantly, be this person for your SO. do not put them on a pedestal and call it love.
i love the White House being covered in rainbow lighting because it looks like a conservative fever dream of what would happen if The Gays accomplished their horrible, horrible designs. a black president sittin in The Gay House
cryingalonewithfrankenstein: holy FUCK
giancarlovolpe: Hey kids! If you’re a filmmaker, animator, or storyboard artist and you don’t know what screen direction is, you might want to read this. For the record, there are always exceptions to the rule in filmmaking, which is why I pointed out 3 examples here.
Hey kids! If you’re a filmmaker, animator, or storyboard artist and you don’t know what screen direction is, you might want to read this.
For the record, there are always exceptions to the rule in filmmaking, which is why I pointed out 3 examples here.
I’ve also found that comic books tend to NOT take screen direction as seriously as film does, but I’m still on the fence if this is wise or not. My favorite comics pay close attention to screen direction so as to not confuse the reader.
Good luck!
