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so, HOTS…

baenling:

castellankurze:

Now that King Leoric AKA the Skeleton King is confirmed to be on his way into Heroes of the Storm, I just want Blizzard to do one thing with him.

Make him and the Lich King bro it up.

seriously there’s been like, 3 trailers of people beating on Arthas (which, not surprising…Arthas screwed over a lot of people after all) and now there’s an opportunity for him instead fight back-to-back and slaughter the living with his Diabloverse counterpart.

seriously I want a disgustingly cheery bromance between these two, no backstabbing or secret plots, just two evil kings of the dead beating the shit out of everyone.  Leoric can shout stuff like “I guess they didn’t have the spirit!” when he gets a kill and Arthas can reply in his growly Lich King voice “NO BONES ABOUT IT.”

“I could really go for some spare ribs.”
“YOU DON’T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR IT.”
“Hey now!  Don’t speak ill of the dead!”

“What a boneheaded way to die!”
“THAT WAS HEARTLESS OF YOU, LEORIC.”

“Arthas, do you know how I remain calm?”
“HOW.”
“Because nothing gets under my skin.”
“YOUR HUMOR SLAYS, LEORIC.”

Bad pun box.

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