this theme is basically for people who need to get away from people but feel free to do whatever with it. no follow buttons, no anything, no one can view your blog unless they see your posts on their dash in real time or on mobile.
it looks like this:
the tab on chrome looks like this:
you can edit it to make a joke theme if you change the script:
This doesn’t quite work as well as you think it would, since you can still go to http://<user>.tumblr.com/archive and see all of the posts.