Month: May 2015

punkparatroopers:

ok but 21st century vampires 

• they go out twenty minutes after sundown and set their phone alarms for half an hour before sunrise so they can cinderella it out of the club
• instead of sleeping in coffins all day they marathon shows on netflix or blog or do makeup tutorials on youtube 
• and ok, so many more job opportunities like
• web design or extra cash from accounts on etsy or whatever
• creatives who can make a profit from their work by selling it online
• airplanes staffed by a coven who only ever take flights which take off and land in the dark, the pilot switching off to his co-pilot just before daybreak
• every undesirable night shift in diners and gas stations and transport
• night time road work crews
• they bulk buy coconut water because its similar enough to blood plasma that they can cut back on real blood
• transferring their raw wealth into real estate investments and inheriting the properties from themselves every few decades
• tech savvy vamps who make a career out of helping others forge identities and stay off the grid without encumbering their real world interactions
• using the internet to get in touch with others when you first turn
• international covens keeping in touch via social media outlets
• intra-covens activities organized via facebook events  
• treaties sorted over skype calls

heavy-hearted-prince

just-shower-thoughts:

Literally everything you have ever done has led to you reading this sentence.

pepperbear:

my cat is v handsome and soft. he is Best Cat. your cat is also Best Cat, this is not a challenge. all cats are the Best, and that is science

thank you

Once I accidently made an id column in a mysql database table SIGNED INTEGER, then proceeded to try and put >2 billion rows in it. 

I had to wash my car twice last week because of all the tress having sex around here.