Month: May 2015

catsecretary:

how many fucking variations of the “let’s do cute things like hold hands and take naps and also have rough sex against a wall” post are there on this hideous website

So here is the deal:

bedazzledin:

I have about 50$ to pay by sunday. It’s the cost of my florist diplome/the exam and any necessities that the school has to buy for it. What I usually pay for school isn’t much, but I didn’t read my papers properly and ended up missing that point so I wasn’t prepared, lol.

Thing is, 50$ is quite a big deal for me at the moment. May seems to be the month of various unexpected necessities.

So, what I am offering is exactly that: 50$ in drawings with an extra.

My current pricing is 20$ for a fullbody, 15 for a waist-up, and 10 for a potrait + every additional character adds 5bucks, all with simple colors, like this:

That means for the 50$ you have a choice: five portraits, two fullbody drawings with two characters each, etc… On top of that, you get an additional colored waist-up.

To sum it up:

Pay 50$, get drawings of your choice + an additional colored waist-up!

lierdumoa:

methlick:

Grocery stores after midnight r like some magical gateway to an alternate dimension where nothing else is real except for the super noodles on the shelf and the paper clip in your pocket

One time I walked into a 24 hour Safeway at 12:30ish not realizing it was a 24 hour Safeway and asked an employee, “What time do you close?” and the guy just answered, “No.”

shithowdy

shithowdy

Staring seems like a fairly reasonable reaction.

Staring seems like a fairly reasonable reaction.