Aries: on a scale of 1 to 10 they’re like 2 SURPRISE
Taurus: apparently extremely evil
Gemini: actually a peacemaker
Cancer: secretly they’re stabbing you in their mind
Leo: sugar, spice and everything nice
Virgo: thinks they’re evil but no
Libra: they’ll blame it on someone else
Scorpio: actually not evil but everyone thinks they are
Sagittarius: the most evil but nobody realizes
Capricorn: capable of starting a war
Aquarius: satan
Pisces: will hit you with a stick but that’s as far as it’s gonna go