Aries: on a scale of 1 to 10 they’re like 2 SURPRISE

Taurus: apparently extremely evil

Gemini: actually a peacemaker 

Cancer: secretly they’re stabbing you in their mind

Leo: sugar, spice and everything nice

Virgo: thinks they’re evil but no

Libra: they’ll blame it on someone else

Scorpio: actually not evil but everyone thinks they are

Sagittarius: the most evil but nobody realizes

Capricorn: capable of starting a war

Aquarius: satan

Pisces: will hit you with a stick but that’s as far as it’s gonna go