I read you need a Thing. I can TOTALLY Thing.
I thinged for Place and Other Location, and I have additional experience in Activities, Doing, and Stuff.
Please look at my list of Thinging history and call me if you want to chat about how I can Thing and Stuff for you.
Sincerely,
Super-compentent Adult
Exactly how I felt when writing cover letters
AS SOMEONE WHO TAUGHT RESUME WRITING FOR A LIVING this is actually a really good template tho