me trying to make friends: so do you wanna order a pizza and psychoanalyze video game characters with me this weekend
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Ro’liath turned to the fellow knight, holding his coin pounch in a taloned gauntlet and seemingly studying it’s contents. Except there were none. He looked at Tevruden, offering a sheepish grin, “Got any uh, spare change?” He asked before turning his gaze back to the vendor whom was by now, tapping their foot.
Tevruden laughs. “Of course, I am an unholy murder machine. You will have to have to meet her to understand why, but there are not not many mortals that can keep up with a death knight. I will have to introduce you two sometime.”
“So there is someone.” Tevruden grins. “And an Ebon too. You could try to explain, It’s not like I’m getting any older.”
About this time, the waiters seem to have found enough courage again, and the first of many plates start appearing on the table. It’s quickly covered in meats of several types, fish and a large platter in the center, piled with brownies. In fact there was so much stuff on the table it looks like the kitchen staff saw the order, heard what was ordering, and decided to appease them by making a bunch of dishes that were not in the order.
"I’d love to meet her, any cat lover is great in my boo—” Ro’liath is cut off as platters of food arrive, covering their tabletop in seconds. It’s a sight for sore eyes and if he could salivate he probably would have been by now.
“Ohhh yeah, come to daddy.” He licked his lips, picking up a fork and with the grace of a boar he stabbed the nearest steak. He hoists it out of it’s own juices and brings it to his maw, tearing into it. The flavor is divine, eyes lidding in pleasure as he chews, “Wow…this is damn good. Thank you Tev.” He says between chews before swallowing.
"So Eroseth.” He sets down the meat back onto it’s respective plate, “Let’s see. He’s got an go about as big as Azeroth, he’s easily angered, sly as a fox and has a sharp tongue. Generally those all wouldn’t be attractive traits but somehow I find it all rather cute.” He grins a bit sheepishly, “He likes kissing a lot but he gets embarrassed kissing in public, it’s fun to tease him… mmmh… He’s a binge drinker too, he and I- we’re very similar but at the same time we’re different.”
Tevruden didn’t bother to wait for them to finish putting the dishes on the table and has already cut into one of the steaks placed in front of them. “It is almost as good as what I remember. But that might just be because I am dead now. Almost raw, too."
"Embarrassed kissing in public? I have noticed Feiyn gets… flustered easily I guess, but I have never thought to try that in public.” Tevruden gives a half shrug and shoves another piece of meat in his mouth, chewing it briefly before gulping it down; one of the many advantages of being powered by Scourge magic over having a functional digestive system. “What else do you do to tease him?
i have a unique art style. i call it “i tried”
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!! Do your characters have a theme song? If so what is the song? Posting multiple songs per character is also acceptable.
I actually haven’t found anything that I feel suits Tev. A lot of stuff that fits various interactions he’s had and relationships with people but nothing that’s appropriate for a theme for him alone.
fuckyeahlichking: WOW ARTHAS by firhug
how do I tell all the Salvation Army bell ringers that I really respect the spirit of what they’re doing but their homophobic racist transphobic organization isn’t doing it for me
wow-images: This is what the gift is
I DONT THINK ITS POSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE HOW HARD I LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIMe
I SHOWED THIS TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUDENTS AND NONE OF THEM FOUND IT FUNNY it was severely disappointing.