Month: January 2015

plankhandles: VALENTIMES IS COMING. You know what that means? It means you should show someone you love that you care by commissioning me, Plankhandles! Not only will you prove to your beloved that you value them, you can also show them how you stimulate the economy by

plankhandles:

VALENTIMES IS COMING. You know what that means? It means you should show someone you love that you care by commissioning me, Plankhandles! Not only will you prove to your beloved that you value them, you can also show them how you stimulate the economy by commissioning me, Plankhandles!

What’ll I draw? Baby, you name it. Unless it’s a house. I’ll draw real people, fake people, robots, furries, animals, dragons, SFW and NSFW.

I don’t have a ceiling on how many commissions I take, and barring emergencies I try to get the finished product to you as quickly as possible (1-5 days after money/references sent) for your convenience. I will only work on one commission at a time. I love references, and I like to keep an open dialogue during the process. Please check your emails regularly for progress updates and/or questions.

Pricing Guidelines (USD):

Headshot – $15

Waist-up – $25

Full Body – $45

Full Body + Hand-lettered Banner – $50

Group shots, just lineart, just sketch, and others will be determined on case by case basis. I try to give myself a fair wage, so if I think your commission will take more time than usual (details, additional figures, etc) that may impact the price. 

Email me at TALANDLHOFF@gmail.com with prospective commission and we’ll talk from there!

I reserve the right to turn down any offers for any reason. Money to be sent via paypal (TALANDLHOFF@gmail.com) before I begin your work. If you choose to cancel your commission for any reason before I begin, I will refund 100% of your money. If I feel I cannot complete your commission after I begin, I will refund 100% of your money and send all progress work to you. Unfortunately, refunds will not be provided after work has begun. 

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icyvveins:

whelp a very nice mental image popped into my head just now

guess I’m drawin ro/tev tomorrow morning

Funnily enough  I was going to do that before I realized I’m not getting up before noon.

So I was looking at that screenshot where we all summoned Army and  I noticed:

Gotta zoom in 

Closer

Enance:

I think the this quote sums it up best

[1/25/15, 4:42:38 AM] Bedlington Crackerjack: its like he’s ready to eat a giant cheeseburger

shithowdy

pyxuspie: I tried to get a lovely DK family photo going on here. Tonight I learned that they are all smelly nerds that do not stand still. Starring pujface, hornedfreak, shithowdy, thelaughinghound, nelfears, tevruden and rainwsker. You forgot the best picture.

pyxuspie:

I tried to get a lovely DK family photo going on here. Tonight I learned that they are all smelly nerds that do not stand still.

Starring pujface, hornedfreak, shithowdy, thelaughinghound, nelfears, tevruden and rainwsker.

You forgot the best picture.