Still trying to pinpoint what Kalhoun looks like instead of just aiming for “hair and eyebrow explosion.” So he’s without his trusty dork goggles and bandaid protection. Also just warming up before I paint fur texture for the next billion hours.
“Salami bologna sandwhich!” is a totally unfunny joke my hubby and I share based on “Selama ashal’anore.” We proudly exclaim it whenever an NPC says the latter at us. I know. We’re so lame.
Regarding her armor – it’s pretty simple, and has just a few small evlen elements here and there, other than that, it’s pretty much what humans typically wear and she wanted it that way. And yeah, that helmet is totally impractical, but hey. What do. Also the dumb elf always wears her prayer book with her.
FUCK THIS I SPERFECT, IT SHOWS THE ARM PRONATING AND ALL THE MUSCLES SHIFTING ALONG WITH THE WRIST
IT EVEN HIGHLIGHTS THE ULNA BONE
HEY THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ANATOMY REF, FUCK THOSE MISLEADING TERRIBLE FUCKING “ANATOMY” TUTORIALS THAT GOEAS AROUND TUMBLR, THIS IS ALL OYU NEED, LOOK AT THE LATISIMUS STRETCHING OVER THE SERRATUS, THE PECTORAL MUSCLE MOVESUPWARDS AND OVER THE BICEP AND EXTENDS ALONG WITH THE ARM THERES EVEN THE CORACOBRACHIALIS;. AAAA OMFG I’M SO HAPPYYYYYY
The pithy answer is: They’re best friends that like fighting each other, but sometimes the armor comes off, and one of them has a collar and there’s dicks and Lantresor is in your mine, who knows?
The actual answer is they’re sparing partners and pretty intense competitors; they’re always trying to outdo one another. Infrequently there’s dicks. They’re not in any sort of romantic relationship; they have romantic relationships with others.
Like, for real. If you don’t enjoy Ashran as a zone, don’t. But don’t get your panties in a bundle because Blizzard is trying to fix it for the people who DO legitimately want to enjoy it. They will fix the imbalance too, if you guys make suggestions POLITELY.
There’s actually a very simple reason that people are complaining:
200 conquest adds up quick.
Then literally all they would have to do is yolo RBG to 1800.
That raises the cap past the Ashran bonus, takes like a week, and the 3 rbg wins a week can get you random conquest gear and look! Now you’re more geared than people who DID the Ashran bonus.
People that yolo up to 1800 and do Ashran now have both, and we’re back at we started.